Tired of boring group texts?

Send a Rival Post — a professionally written, hilariously aggressive roast letter mailed directly to your friend’s home.

Not a meme or a DM. This is a physical letter they open in front of their family. And it’s ruthless.

Perfect for:

• Fantasy football rivals

• College sports enemies

• NFL trash talk

• Playoff humiliation

• Bracket pool losers

• “Just because” chaos

You give us a few details.

We handle the carnage.

HOW IT WORKS:

1️⃣ Choose your style

Pick your roast intensity:

🟠 Classic Savage – Aggressive, hilarious, and family-safe.

🔴 Nuclear – Maximum humiliation. Still clean. Just brutal.

2️⃣ Add your custom "P.S." section

We'll drop in your personal message. (Optional: +$3 for up to 200 characters.)

3️⃣ Tell us who they root for

The more ammo, the better.

4️⃣ Stay anonymous, or own it

Keep them guessing, or lay it all out there.

3️⃣ We print & mail It

We ship a high-quality printed roast straight to their mailbox. No mercy.

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