{"title":"Home page","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"rival-letter-single","title":"Rival Post - The Ultimate Rival Roast Letter","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eTired of boring group texts?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSend a Rival Post — a professionally written, hilariously aggressive roast letter mailed directly to your friend’s home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eNot a meme or a DM. This is a physical letter they open in front of their family. And it’s ruthless.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e• Fantasy football rivals\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e• College sports enemies\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e• NFL trash talk\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e• Playoff humiliation\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e• Bracket pool losers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e• “Just because” chaos\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eYou give us a few details.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eWe handle the carnage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHOW IT WORKS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e1️⃣ Choose your style\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003ePick your roast intensity:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e🟠 \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eClassic Savage\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e – Aggressive, hilarious, and family-safe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e🔴 \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eNuclear\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e – Maximum humiliation. Still clean. Just brutal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e2️⃣ Add your custom \"P.S.\" section\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eWe'll drop in your personal message. (Optional: +$3 for up to 200 characters.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e3️⃣ \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTell us who they root for\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThe more ammo, the better.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e4️⃣ \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003eStay anonymous, or own it\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eKeep them guessing, or lay it all out there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e3️⃣ We print \u0026amp; mail It\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eWe ship a high-quality printed roast straight to their mailbox. No mercy.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rival Post","offers":[{"title":"Classic savage","offer_id":63250208588145,"sku":null,"price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Nuclear","offer_id":63250208620913,"sku":null,"price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}]}],"url":"https:\/\/rivalpost.com\/collections\/frontpage.oembed","provider":"Rival Post","version":"1.0","type":"link"}