Rival Post

MAIL THE MAYHEM.

Send a savage roast to your sports rival's actual mailbox.

Pick their team. Choose the tone.

We print it. We mail it. They get dunked on.

Perfect for:

1. Enter the target.

Name. Address. Their unfortunate team.

2. Pick the vibe.

Classic savage. Nuclear.

3. We write it and mail it.

Ink. Paper. Stamp. Domination.

Texts disappear. Group chats move on.

Mail doesn't.

A physical letter blindsides your rival with a sting that lasts.

Bold. Ruthless. Strategic humiliation.

Make it anonymous, or own it.

5-7 day delivery (Currently shipping USA lower 48 only.)

Add a custom P.S. to the bottom of the letter; up to 200 characters.

Inside joke. Fantasy punishment. Last year’s blown lead.

We print it exactly as you write it.

Optional. Powerful.

"I've never emotionally recovered."
"Thought I was opening a birthday card. Instead I got obliterated for being an Eagles fan."
"It's the perfect surprise attack that no one sees coming."